Is it Just Me or....

……can Rihanna totally NOT sing???

The SOS song is cute and does a good job of masking her voice. However, the worst thing she could have done was release a ballad! I thought my ears were gonna bleed when I heard that crap! I don’t even remember the name of the song. The experience was so traumatic, my brain blocked all memory and sensory perceptions!

Now the new one, Umbrella?? Jay-Z is without a doubt the best part of the song. Thank goodness he’s in the beginning so I can change the station after his part is done. She can’t sing AND it’s a crappy song? Double Negative!!

But, she is gorgeous. She would have made an awesome print and runway model! Just don’t let her sing, for the love of Pete!!!

But, who asked me?